In Search
of Historic Jesus
Starring
John Rubinstein, John Anderson & Morgan Brittany. Directed
by Henning Schellerup.
Those
wacky Mormons in Utah sure knew how to make exploitation
flix, didn't they? Between Overlords of the UFO's, Bigfoot,
the Devil's Triangle, Area 51 (aka Hangar 18) and even the
Son of God Himself, Sunn Classic Pictures (aka Schick Sunn)
trotted out every major cultural icon of their respective
era for celluloid immortality. And set 'four-wall' box office
records in the process!
As
covered in THE
MYSTERIOUS MONSTERS, Sunn was truly
the early pioneer behind the total pre-marketing of a picture
before a frame was made -- in other words, the modern blockbuster
formula! By bombarding the hicks in the sticks with non-stop
t.v. and radio ads featuring the names of their small towns
("Two
days ONLY in Blytheville! One day ONLY in West Port!")
with ballyhoo usually reserved for a touring Broadway production
(instead of a crappy psuedo-doc Christ flick!), Sunn made
a fortune on little expenditure.
In
fact, the reported theatrical gross for this flick was $22,438,000
US dollars, and that's minus two decades worth of inflation!
Though they did spend heavily on promotion like today's
studios in ad costs easily surpassing production, Sunn nevertheless
successfully hedged their bets on this one by optioning
a best-selling book based of the same name. This not only
gave them a "name" to capitalize on for awareness
but also a shot at selling the stunned locals copies of
said book in the lobby on the way in and out (used copies
go for $2.25 average now at Amazon if you wish).
One
thing Sunn did spend on IN SEARCH OF HISTORIC JESUS
(1980) was for a decent
cast. For example, star John Rubinstein turns in a very
respectable turn as Jesus,
looking particularly Jim Morrison-ish circa AN AMERICAN
PRAYER. Earlier in his career, Rubinstein had taken the
"electric kool-aid acid test" and strolled wide/wild-eyed
through the cult curio psychedelic western ZACHARIAH. Royal
Dano shows up in a smaller part, too.
One
thing Sunn did not spend on IN SEARCH OF HISTORIC
JESUS
was for special effects. They are truly of the PLAN 9 variety,
including such "spectacles" as: double-exposed
lightning bolts striking temples on sunny days with nary
a cloud in the sky -- must be Him, alright; STAR TREK-ish
"shaky cam" to indicate Yaweh's teutonic wrath;
tons of stock footage of recreated Biblical disasters; and
the boardwalk beneath Jesus' feet not bobbling too badly
above the water line while he's walking across the lake.
Actually,
these images are right on the wrathful mark for many church-goin'
Americans. Having grown up on the fire and brimstone of
the Old Testament (no matter how much they were equally
spoonfed the New), many uneasily feel right at home with
ransacking types who are blessed in their conquests of God-ordained
rape and pillage. Feels almost... patriotic, Bu$h-style,
don't it? Wow, just thank a merciful God (and General Boykin)
He's not on the other fellows' side, at least. ;)
The
director Henning Schellerup brings a familiar feel to HISTORIC
JESUS that is not at all unpleasant. Rather, it
is the culmination/summation of an entire "Schick shtick"
sub-genre,
and Schellerup distills it well. And well he should. In
an earlier career as cinematographer, he shot the classic
cult flix KISS OF THE TARANTULA, THE LINCOLN CONSPIRACY,
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, BLACK SAMSON, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY
NIGHT, PLANET OF DINOSAURS, and many others.
My
favorite parts are the simple grace notes, such as when
the narrator/host steps from inside what appears to be an
actual cave location and out of an exterior location elsewhere.
Cheat cuts aren't anything new, but the Sunn prop department's
very "foamy" looking giant rubber vagina outer
cave prosthesis which is badly attached to a large natural
boulder (it's supposed to be an actual cave exit from which
our red-faced narrator has just stepped) brings unintentional
laughter. Talk about being born again!
Anyway,
it probably helps if you waited in line as a kid to see
one of these hype jobs to appreciate the subtle nuances
of a Sunn flick. Otherwise, you're likely just to nick yourself
slum cinema shaving. Say, anybody got a copy of that best-selling
book I can have for $1?--
Notes by R.U. Holden.
What
Critics Say:
"Utah
production that trots out scholars in support of practically
every known Jesus sighting, from pre-Columbian Mexico to
the Shroud of Turin... for those who find amusement in such
matters, the program does have an unintentional appeal."
-- DVDLASER.com
"Sunn pursues the mystery of the Shroud of Turin, with
overly serious narration provided by Brad Crandall in what
may be one of the cheapest toupees ever worn in Hollywood.
John Rubinstein, son of piano virtuoso Arthur Rubinstein,
plays the son of a different kind of virtuoso here."
-- T.V. GUIDE
"Documentary presents biblical and non-biblical information
about the birth of Christianity, and the mystery behind
Jesus Christ." -- ALL MOVIE GUIDE
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Island of the Burning Doomed
aka
Island of the Burning Damned aka Night
of the Big Heat. Starring
Christopher Lee, Peter
Cushing, Patrick Allen
and Jane Merrow. Directed
by Terence Fisher. Director
Terence Fisher and actors Peter Cushing and Christopher
had in the year previous to their making of ISLAND
OF THE BURNING DOOMED (1967) achieved modest success
with the better-known cult classic ISLAND OF TERROR. If
the name ISLAND
OF TERROR doesn't
ring a bell, perhaps you'll remember the storyline, which
has tentacled "silicate" aliens spearheading an
invasion on a remote, British isle. The terrorized island
inhabitants must survive on their own, cut off as they are
from civilization by the single-minded aliens, whose mission
is to suck the marrow out of every human being -- while
they're still alive -- and thereby prevent their spreading
presence from being known to Earthlings.
ISLAND is a dastardly concoction, preying on the subconscious
fears of being isolated in a big crowd subject to sudden,
apocalyptic terror;
after 9/11, we can all too readily relate. The feeling that
beneath the facade of normalcy, something is off kilter
and that any moment, you might find yourself, say, vacationing
on an ISLAND OF THE BURNING DOOMED despite
your travel agent's calming assurances to the
contrary prior to departure. So Fisher, Lee
and Cushing trio'd on this
hasty "sequel" of sorts (though not connected
otherwise) to capitalize while the genre was still... er,
'hot.'
Like ISLAND OF TERROR, ISLAND OF THE BURNING DOOMED
plays more to the Quatermass tradition than to the H.G.
Wells school of marauding invaders. Not that the invaders
in ISLAND BURNING DOOMED
are the friendly E.T.
variety. They're literally
hell-bent on not only overtaking but melting our resistance,
so to speak, by elevating Earth temperatures to something
more akin to
their native planet's hotter-than-Iraq ecosystem.
They do this by landing, say, on a remote British isle,
undetected by the local population. Soon, however, the slithering,
repulsive aliens use
their advanced abilities to begin a local climatic change
(they emit both an ear-shattering whine
and a blinding glow that renders humans helpless; they resemble
the Horta from STAR TREK).
Within days, they can overtake a small community by driving
the residents insane from the heat, forcing the miserable,
unsuspecting humans to turn on one another ala TWILIGHT
ZONE's "The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street"
(or, uncannily, an average episode of SURVIVOR).
While comparisons are "doomed" to be made to ISLAND
OF TERROR, ISLAND OF THE BURNING DOOMED is
not without its own guilty pleasures. Foremost amongst them
is that the storyline is in the British tradition of treating
SF cinema with a bit more intelligence -- at least in terms
of presentation -- than their American counterparts
of this era, who tended to go for outright
fantasy or "space opera" masquerading as SF.
This means the scientist character portrayed by Christopher
Lee actually seems like a scientist: rather aloof, inward,
and prone to bursts of hostility at anyone who questions
the dogmas of scientific scripture. As such, Lee handles
the role with adroit simplicity, making his darker, mysterious
lodger character the real "draw" of the flick
until the more exicting alien invasion aspects overtake
it. It's a shame Lee was known only for his Dracula and
other "top" Hammer roles
prior to his rebirth these last few years. Here he shows
why he was such an excellent character actor, blithely
assuming the role of a superior, scientifically holier-than-thou
Man of Science who is every bit as dedicated as a Man of
the Cloth to the feintest whiff of heresy. Too, it's a neat
mirror to his professor turn in HORROR
EXPRESS.
Peter Cushing is on hand to act as a foil to Lee's straight
man status, and with his natural charm and urbane manners,
Cushing is well equipped and more than able to acquit himself
with ease. Though they don't have as many scenes together
as in HORROR
EXPRESS, it's
still a joy to watch the two lead a cast of equally professional
actors. And don't think they're actually sweating: that's
glycerine they're slathed in since the flick was shot in
early February in England! In fact, in several exteriors,
you can catch the actors' frosty breathes as they try to
pretend they're burning up while acting in sub-zero weather.
Just imagine the fun of cold slime covering you head-to-toe,
day in and day out, as you
freeze your arse off pretending you're about to melt. The
smell of the glycerine gloop couldn't have been too pleasant
under hot lights used for filling in shadows, neither. ;(
The other "angle" that makes ISLAND OF
THE BURNING DOOMED so luridly fun to watch is the
romantic triangle that exists between writer/innkeeper Patrick
Allen and his former mistress Jane Merrow, who shows up
unexpectedly on the remote island where Allen has holed
up ala Hemingway to write his latest masterpiece, his obedient
wife in tow. How the wife doesn't suspect Merrow the moment
she lays eyes on Merrow in a bikini that defines the word
"seductress" is the real SF! Still, it allows
Merrow to needle and seduce Allen, who uselessly struggles
not to give in to the "little slut" (as he calls
her!) as she uses every possible moment
to proposition him, always promising never to tell his still
unsuspecting wife. As Fisher lingers on the twisted features
of Patrick Allen, torn between faith and a taste of more
admittedly convenient tomfoolery, you get the secondary
meaning
of ISLAND OF THE BURNING DOOMED.
The
aliens? Well, it's like the Quatermass series in that regard.
That is, if you're only watching for a big special effects
"pay off," save your money. This is again the
cerebral approach that has admittedly lost favor in Age
of Cinema du Mindless, but for anyone who remembers fondly
such fare as FIVE MILLIONS YEARS TO EARTH and X THE UNKNOWN,
the refreshing albeit simple joys of sipping a cup of
BURNING DOOMED are not to missed. You won't need
any sugar cubes to mask the bitter aftertaste of post-modernism
as from the latest "SF" fare you've seen, and
though the brew is definitely weaker herein than in ISLAND
OF TERROR, it's still "steeped" in the same, flavorful
bouquet. -- Notes by Lord
Summerisle.
What
Critics Say:
"This film is one of my all time faves!
The first time I saw it I loved it straight away. I love
the Englishness of it all....the country pub....the warm
beer!!!....Enjoy gawping at the stunning beauty of Jane
Merrow in a wet bikini and more!" -- Iain Turner, IMBD.com
"A fun 60s Science Fiction B-Movie... well-paced and features
Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing at their best... If you
liked ISLAND OF TERROR, QUATERMASS II, THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS
and X THE UNKNOWN, I recommend you check this out." --
SCIFILM.com
"An eerie and effective film... Fisher knew how to create
great atmosphere and this film has plenty of it... I think
true lovers of older science fiction and horror can appreciate
this film more than casual viewers." -- rosscinema, IMBD.com

"He’s
got a wife, a hotel with a huge number of boarders who add
to the rich character-study tapestry... he gets a new secretary
who’s one hot little number -- only we find out that
he’s already 'well-acquainted' with her, which, bouyed
by her breast size and JamesBondWomanesque hips, gives her
ample opportunity to become overheated in various states
of undress." -- OH, THE HUMANITY!
"Don't expect anything groundbreaking but this movie
is well-paced, fun and features a great performance from
Christopher Lee... Fun B-Movie." -- sfaddict,
IMBD.com
Like
this flick? See Also: HORROR
EXPRESS |
Indestructible
Man
Starring
Lon Chaney, Jr., Casey Adams & Marion Carr. Directed by
Jack Pollexfen.
INDESTRUCTIBLE
MAN (1956) is one of two movies directed by the
late Jack Pollexfen (1911-2003). Jack was normally a writer/producer
who gave us such things as NEANDERTHAL MAN, PORT SINISTER
(a forgotten film that had treasure hunters battling giant
crabs on a volcanic island), DAUGHTER OF DR. JEKYLL and
that late night brain trainsplant classic, ATOMIC BRAIN.
Jack stepped behind the camera to direct this film and for
the most part it is just totally a fun movie, although there
seem to be some problems with the editing (but I will get
to that later).
Lon
had just come off the movies INDIAN FIGHTER where he costarred
with Kirk Douglas and MANFISH, a waterlogged retelling of
Poe's "The Tell Tale Heart" where he worked with
Victor Jory. A lot has been written about how unreliable
Lon was in those days, usally being unable to remember lines
because he was in a booze-induced fog, but just look at
his record up to this point.
He'd
had good roles in movies like NOT AS A STRANGER and I DIED
A THOUSAND TIMES in
addition to doing
television. Director Pollexfen recalled during an interview
when he was well into his 80's, that Lon was always reliable
and the decision to give him next to no lines was to make
his character seem like more of a monster.
In
this crime drama/sci-fi/horror film Lon plays a career criminal
named Charles "Butcher" Benton (we never know
how he got that nickname and maybe we are better off for
not knowing) who is railroaded to the gas chamber after
joining in an armored car robbery and hiding the loot from
his partners. Before walking the last mile Butcher vows
to get even with his crooked attorney and the guys who testified
against him. Will he? Well this would just totally not be
a very interesting movie if he didn't!
Robert
Shayne (who also plays a mad scientist in NEANDERTHAL MAN)
"borrows" Butcher's body to experiment on a cancer
cure. Along with his assistant (Joe Flynn, long before he
joined McHale's Navy) he zaps the corpse with 278,000 volts
of electricity (now just how is that supposed to cure cancer?)
and presto! Lon comes back to life but he
has been transformed into " . . .a vicious, brutal
animal with an almost inconceivable amount of strength."
He
is also like just so totally impervious to bullets... gee,
I guess you could say he is... an INDESTRUCTIBLE
MAN!
Heading
back to Los Angeles, Butcher quickly settles accounts with
his
partners, who have names like "Squeamy" Ellis.
Meanwhile a cop (Casey Adams) tries to track the mad killer
down but he seems more interested in romancing Butcher's
ex-girlfriend, a stripper named Eva Martin (Marion Carr).
Now
about those editing problems. Scenes in the movie seem taken
out of context and just totally juggled around. Chaney kills
off crippled safecracker Joe Marcelli (stuntman Ken Terrell,
best remember as Jess the two fisted butler from ATTACK
OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN) and the narrator informs us his
next victim is his crooked lawyer (Stuart Randall).
But
when next we see Lon he is bumping off former
partner Marvin Ellis instead. This scene is a hoot. Lon
picks up Ellis and carried him to the railing of a tall
building (actually the famous Bradbury Building, site of
Joseph Losey's 1951 remake of M and also the Outer Limits
episode "Demon With A Glass Hand"). He is supposed
to have superhuman strength but you can see 50-year old
Lon struggling to catch his breath as he carries the man!
The
eightysomething Pollexfen dimly recalled a directing a scene
where Lon rampages through a police station, tearing down
cell doors looking for his intended target and injuring
Ms. Carr in the process; while dialogue late in the film
suggests this event happened but it is nowhere to be seen
in this movie.
Watch
carefully during the scenes of the police stalking Butcher
in
the LA storm drains. Most of the footage is lifted from
the 1948 film noir thriller HE WALKED BY NIGHT and sometimes
the shadowy figure meant to be Lon Chaney is actually Richard
Basehart!
In
all this is a fun film, best watched late at night with
copious amounts of popcorn, candy and root beer. It was
originally released on a double bill with the colour, widescreen
film WORLD WITHOUT END
but it is still totally cool by itself.
Watch
for some real life LA landmarks which are gone now like
Angel's Flight (also seen in Ray Dennis Steckler's THE INCREDIBLY
STRANGE CREATURES . . .) and the seedy burlesque theatre.
Hero
Casey Adams, whose real name was Max Showalter, can also
be spotted in THE MONSTER THAT CHALLENEGED THE WORLD. Lon
Chaney's next film after this was THE BLACK SLEEP. Jack
Pollexfen went back to producing.
The
lasting influence of INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN
is proven by the graphic novel adaptation a couple of years
back (left), in which 'Butcher' Benton is back, only this
time transformed into a Terminator-styled steroid case (but
with the same plot largely intact). -- Notes by Countess
Zarina Suspiriorum
What
Critics Say:
"Lon
Chaney comes back to life and with a vengeance... He is
a mute killer who literally throws people all over and kills
with no discrimination at all...A lot of fun!" -- Roderick,
IMDB.com
"One
to be appreciated specifically by fans of lousy drive-in
movies... Chaney spends the entire film looking as though
he’s just fallen out of bed in a cold sweat after
maybe an hour’s sleep on the tail end of a two-day
bender." -- ZIGGY'S VIDEO REALM
"There
is something quite compelling about the outdoor footage
in the city; you get a sense that it's all happening in
a very real place with lots of people milling around."
-- SCI-FILM.org
"There’s
a great dummy-tossing scene down a flight of stairs. I was
also amused when Detective Chasen stumbles across a crime
scene and asks one of the bystanders what happened: 'A guy
called ‘Squeamy’ was killed,' says the man.
'Squeamy Ellis?!' replies Chasen. No. Another Squeamy, jackass."
--STOMP TOKYO.com |
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